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ronin
20th December 2014, 22:02
some things in the universe we will never understand but sometimes we see things and think wtf or omg why oh why....
a example would be...

i walked into my local supermarket to buy some tuna and noticed it was priced at 6 pound.
i went into another supermarket and saw the same item for 3.50.

now little things like this make my blood boil as it seems they are taking the **** out of us shoppers!

one moment a item maybe on offer at less than half price.are they still making a profit on this?
when i buy a product like a sauce regularly and see it,s price fluctuate it really gets on my nerves.

oh bah humbug..........

Pris
20th December 2014, 22:43
some things in the universe we will never understand but sometimes we see things and think wtf or omg why oh why....
a example would be...

i walked into my local supermarket to buy some tuna and noticed it was priced at 6 pound.
i went into another supermarket and saw the same item for 3.50.

now little things like this make my blood boil as it seems they are taking the **** out of us shoppers!

one moment a item maybe on offer at less than half price.are they still making a profit on this?
when i buy a product like a sauce regularly and see it,s price fluctuate it really gets on my nerves.

oh bah humbug..........

Yes, this is very frustrating. But, everyone is a victim -- including the store owners (well, the smaller ones anyway!). We're living in a contrived world of supposed 'lack and limitation' so everyone is out to 'better' the other guy. The larger stores know what kind of game is being played and want you to be upset. We can thank the PTB for this.

First, we need to eliminate money. Then, we need to learn how to take care of each other and share everything equally. If we do not, we'll continue to be at each other's throats.

norman
20th December 2014, 22:47
What made my blood boil recently was when I went to the post office to send a christmas gift and the woman behind the counter asked me what was in it.

I was flabbergasted. WTF has it got do with you, I thought.

She insisted she couldn't accept it without me telling her what was in it.

I told her it was a pair of headphones - "and a kitchen knife" !

Oh jeez, she whipped out her list of restricted goods and sure enough, knives were on it ( along with many other common items ).

That was it, she wouldn't post it for me. I was busting a blood vessel or two by then.

I stuffed it back in the carrier bag and walked out and got in the car and drove to town to try again in the town post office.

I was asked again. This time I only mentioned the headphones.:blsh:

Then she tried to nudge me into sending it 'first-class-signed-for', for over £7 ! I resisted her intimidation ( it's christmas, and the post is chokabloc, etc ) and sent it bog standard 2nd class for about £2.50. I got an email 2 days later to say it had arrived.

PurpleLama
20th December 2014, 22:50
The ****ing serious conspiracy thread, and it's prices at the grocery store?!

PurpleLama
20th December 2014, 22:56
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a9wmczxnT3c

modwiz
20th December 2014, 23:04
The ****ing serious conspiracy thread, and it's prices at the grocery store?!

My thoughts, exactly. I'm serial.

norman
20th December 2014, 23:06
My thoughts, exactly.

I thought it was meant to be a joke, and a thread to have a moan on.

lookbeyond
20th December 2014, 23:12
why dont we use it for "all of the above"--see where it goes, some days little things irk me and other days i know ive got bigger fish to fry..lb

modwiz
20th December 2014, 23:16
OK. I am really seriously leaving this thread. I'm a good shopper.:)

norman
20th December 2014, 23:18
OK. I am really seriously leaving this thread. I'm a good shopper.:)


Oh come on Modwiz, chill:frantic:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAbbXbZKph0

ronin
21st December 2014, 00:41
ffs it is a bit of light hearted humor or have we forgot what that is?
lmao...

a bit of humor with a pinch of truth thrown in......as in everyday things.

ronin
21st December 2014, 01:06
it,s like when you boil rice.
it comes out perfect ten times.
then as soon as you have guest over it turns out all sticky.........

i keep hearing the victim mode statements but what about facts.

ronin
21st December 2014, 01:11
or why do actually turn round right before you bump your head into a lamppost?
whats that about??????

Bob
21st December 2014, 01:24
or why do actually turn round right before you bump your head into a lamppost?
whats that about??????


As Below....

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/29/article-2642994-1E4EDA1D00000578-571_634x502.jpg

As Above?



And when looking up, asking, seeing the detail between the worlds, one ponders.. 'why'?...

it was 'this' above, which evoked the deed..




http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/06/17/article-2004659-0C9B9C7000000578-41_634x603.jpg

lookbeyond
21st December 2014, 01:59
ok Ronin, got to go to the shops
Modwiz:onthequite: and will hav a think what i can add seriously or otherwise,lb

Pris
21st December 2014, 02:23
Hilarious. It never even occurred to me to judge the OP against the title of the thread. If it is a really serious conspiracy to ronin, who am I to judge? Some of us feel very deeply. I can respect that.

I believe that ronin meant well.

For those who don't believe ronin meant well:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRB8Jor8tPs

lookbeyond
21st December 2014, 06:01
it,s like when you boil rice.
it comes out perfect ten times.
then as soon as you have guest over it turns out all sticky.........

i keep hearing the victim mode statements but what about facts.

would situations like this indicate that "Murphys Law" has come into effect" quote wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murphy%27s_law)

for example, im still learning to copy/paste links as above, so just now whilst my daughter is talking me thru the process, i insist on typing myself and while she is watching me i cannot find the Q key, is it because

1 anything that can go wrong will do
2 im anxious to hurry as she wanted to do it for me as im slow (at the process:o)
3 capital Q is not often typed by me therefore it is harder to find

Can our "misfortune" b attributed to ourselves? - should hav shopped around more for the sauce
- dont mention the knife
- follow the rice recipe exactly and dont get distracted

Is the "Law of Attraction" to blame in that what we prefer not to happen may just, as we are dreading it (even in the back of our minds)

I can think of a few instances in my life where exactly what i did not want to happen did. Its funny now, but at the time really embarrassing.I was having my first "dinner party" with a group of friends from college and i was distracted and boiled dry the potatoes. It was made worse by the fact that i was trying to impress a boy that i had a crush on with my cooking skills!

Moonlight
21st December 2014, 12:51
All you need is a Willi Waller


http://youtu.be/BB6r1Hc2_18

or not


http://youtu.be/jid2A7ldc_8

Curt
21st December 2014, 14:10
It's super cereal.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05YfP_8UsU


The ****ing serious conspiracy thread, and it's prices at the grocery store?!

Stoat muldoon
21st December 2014, 15:13
I think Ronin makes some excellent points , he's correct life is one huge conspiracy and shopping is no different . When you realize you are lied to from your first breath to your last , is that not " a really serious conspiracy " ? And ,is the word conspiracy , jut another why to shut you up and not too be believed ?

ronin
21st December 2014, 15:43
toast is another example.
why oh why when we drop a piece of toast does it land butter side down.
collecting hairs and whatnot's from the neighborhood.
same with pizza drop a piece and your guaranteed the 3 second rule of dropping something that you are gonna eat has flown out of the window.

Bob
21st December 2014, 15:56
toast is another example.
why oh why when we drop a piece of toast does it land butter side down.
collecting hairs and whatnot's from the neighborhood.
same with pizza drop a piece and your guaranteed the 3 second rule of dropping something that you are gonna eat has flown out of the window.



Elementary


http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lZZN8f2bXGo/0.jpg

First determine the physics





http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/03/article-2410532-1B9B92C9000005DC-842_306x423.jpg

Then find create an application that works in one's day to day surroundings




Now ponder, over a cup of coffee... deep thought.. AH HA !! Eureka !!

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Anti_2a323a_889469.jpg





This is how science works, connection of multiple dots to lead to a logical conclusion

And now publish a paper proving step 1 (using the above), and obtain the Nobel Prize

ronin
21st December 2014, 16:00
see i knew it there is always a answer for the unusual things that happen in life.:winner:

ronin
21st December 2014, 16:04
ok why when a driver overtakes you speeding and you are doing the correct speed limit.
that driver is speeding and in a rush and you plod along.

they are stopped at the next traffic lights and you slowly pull up behind them with a grin on your face?
then they burn off again only to be stopped at the next traffic lights.

what,s that about?

Pris
21st December 2014, 17:39
http://youtu.be/jid2A7ldc_8

The message here is slick... something feels very wrong. While pretending to be against the system, it still promotes a continuation of the system.

It focuses on the consumer instead of those who are behind the system causing the situation that create the consumer.

"This animation has been produced with the assistance of the European Union."

Guess who's behind the European Union?

"The contents of this publication are the sole responsibility of The Gaia Foundation and can in no way reflect the views of the European Union."

Could have fooled me.

Spiral
21st December 2014, 17:41
ok why when a driver overtakes you speeding and you are doing the correct speed limit.
that driver is speeding and in a rush and you plod along.

they are stopped at the next traffic lights and you slowly pull up behind them with a grin on your face?
then they burn off again only to be stopped at the next traffic lights.

what,s that about?

It's because the council employed specialists to slow traffic down & because the other drivers enjoys acceleration

BTW Tuna has got more heavy metal in it than a Metallica box set, its been scientifically proven :shocked:

Pris
21st December 2014, 17:44
ok why when a driver overtakes you speeding and you are doing the correct speed limit.
that driver is speeding and in a rush and you plod along.

they are stopped at the next traffic lights and you slowly pull up behind them with a grin on your face?
then they burn off again only to be stopped at the next traffic lights.

what,s that about?

I can't help but be amused when those 'arse sniffers' finally pass you on the highway, and then a little while later, you notice they've been pulled over by the cops.

ronin
21st December 2014, 18:40
or like when you are walking upstairs or downstairs and you take that extra step.
it jolts you.for a second you don,t know where you are as the jolt has just disconnected your astral being from your 3d being........

what,s that about?

Pris
22nd December 2014, 00:44
or like when you are walking upstairs or downstairs and you take that extra step.
it jolts you.for a second you don,t know where you are as the jolt has just disconnected your astral being from your 3d being........

what,s that about?

Yeah, that always freaks me out. Or like when you're walking down the stairs and you lose track of your feet... like your auto-pilot switches off and you almost take a diver.

lookbeyond
22nd December 2014, 04:55
would situations like this indicate that "Murphys Law" has come into effect" quote wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murphy%27s_law)

for example, im still learning to copy/paste links as above, so just now whilst my daughter is talking me thru the process, i insist on typing myself and while she is watching me i cannot find the Q key, is it because

1 anything that can go wrong will do
2 im anxious to hurry as she wanted to do it for me as im slow (at the process:o)
3 capital Q is not often typed by me therefore it is harder to find

Can our "misfortune" b attributed to ourselves? - should hav shopped around more for the sauce
- dont mention the knife
- follow the rice recipe exactly and dont get distracted

Is the "Law of Attraction" to blame in that what we prefer not to happen may just, as we are dreading it (even in the back of our minds)

I can think of a few instances in my life where exactly what i did not want to happen did. Its funny now, but at the time really embarrassing.I was having my first "dinner party" with a group of friends from college and i was distracted and boiled dry the potatoes. It was made worse by the fact that i was trying to impress a boy that i had a crush on with my cooking skills!

It's because the council employed specialists to slow traffic down & because the other drivers enjoys acceleration

BTW Tuna has got more heavy metal in it than a Metallica box set, its been scientifically proven


ronin
see i knew it there is always a answer for the unusual things that happen in life.


There ya go, question answered, all it took was rationality:whstl:

777
22nd December 2014, 08:45
BTW Tuna has got more heavy metal in it than a Metallica box set, its been scientifically proven :shocked:

:hilarious: Well observed!

Another not so serious (perhaps even less so) conspiracy of the mind. Especially for Brits....

When a British person has a cold, they have degrees of cold. Firstly there is the snuffle, that annoying commencement of the inevitable whereupon we resign ourselves to stage two: The Common Cold. During phase two we further split into two demographics determined by gender. The female of the species seems to be content with labeling said ailment a "cold" or even still a snuffle despite its' recent increased severity. The male of the species has full blown flu, despite the two ailments only being symptomatic rather than related. It is worthy of note that in this case, whinging is inversely proportional to testosterone production, whereupon the alpha is practically dead, whilst the knuckle-draggingly-challenged amongst the gender carry on unperturbed without batting an eyelid (an action we are very proficient in I might add).

Then we have stage three: The Culmination. At this phase, the genders re-unite and all chemical imbalances go out of the window so to speak as we all hark in a chorus through chapped lips and lacerated nostrils :" Errrr I've got a head cold". A HEAD cold I ask you?

Yes a head cold........as opposed to last year when I had one in my frikkin LEG!! Wt actual F?!

Sooz
22nd December 2014, 09:42
I've always been interested in the cold/flu, gender thing. I don't think it's a gender thing. It's about what it is:

1. If you can function and get out of bed and do things, it's a cold. Albeit a heavy cold. Always amuses me that people who claim they 'have the flu' can make it to the sofa and watch TV all day while making cups of tea. If you seriously have the flu, you cannot do these things.

2. If you kind of slip into a coma like state, have aches and pains and simply cannot get out of bed, it's the flu. If one does venture out of their bed with the flu and even has the energy to turn on the shower or bath taps, that is a recipe for disaster. If you are in that state, you need someone looking after you in that situation.

Thankfully I have not been in that situation for a number of years now, thanks to my daily protocol.

Although, about 4 years ago (before I discovered my protocol through my own research), I had a nasty cold/flu that downed me for 4 weeks straight. Off work, no money coming in because I am self employed. The flu got into my eyes, my ears. Not a good look.

Never want to have that again. I've said enough here in various threads what I do to prevent it happening again. If anyone wants me to re-iterate what I do, I will dedicate a specific thread for it.:)

Catsquotl
22nd December 2014, 09:59
http://www.redicecreations.com/ul_img/28401conspire.jpg

WIth Love
Eelco

Catsquotl
22nd December 2014, 10:05
In light of the recent how he and she see their ailments differently...

-4EDhdAHrOg

WIth Love
Eelco(who secretely thinks its a conspiracy, but could be wrong)

KosmicKat
22nd December 2014, 11:44
ok why when a driver overtakes you speeding and you are doing the correct speed limit.
that driver is speeding and in a rush and you plod along.

they are stopped at the next traffic lights and you slowly pull up behind them with a grin on your face?
then they burn off again only to be stopped at the next traffic lights.

what,s that about?

[Apologies to anyone who has not had this experience]
We are raised to believe that everything in our lives is competitive. Most people who have not thought about it unconsciously think of being behind another driver as "losing the race." IMO, the first step in becoming a safer driver is to accept that you are not in a race and you are making better progress than someone riding in a horse-drawn carriage.

Stoat muldoon
22nd December 2014, 14:30
I'd just like to point out , 3 buildings 2 airplanes ???

Spiral
22nd December 2014, 16:56
When a British person has a cold, they have degrees of cold. Firstly there is the snuffle, that annoying commencement of the inevitable whereupon we resign ourselves to stage two: The Common Cold. During phase two we further split into two demographics determined by gender. The female of the species seems to be content with labeling said ailment a "cold" or even still a snuffle despite its' recent increased severity. The male of the species has full blown flu, despite the two ailments only being symptomatic rather than related. It is worthy of note that in this case, whinging is inversely proportional to testosterone production, whereupon the alpha is practically dead, whilst the knuckle-draggingly-challenged amongst the gender carry on unperturbed without batting an eyelid (an action we are very proficient in I might add).

Then we have stage three: The Culmination. At this phase, the genders re-unite and all chemical imbalances go out of the window so to speak as we all hark in a chorus through chapped lips and lacerated nostrils :" Errrr I've got a head cold". A HEAD cold I ask you?

Yes a head cold........as opposed to last year when I had one in my frikkin LEG!! Wt actual F?!

I'd split it more like this, in order of severity.


Women; sniffles; cold, bad cold, flu.

Men; cold, bad cold, head cold, SARS, bird flu, black plague, ebola, Man Flu.



Women please refer to this when dealing with men who have flu, thanks.