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skywizard
18th February 2014, 14:20
Stories you can run across on the net! :)

Rest easy. John Key has said he isn't secretly working towards making the human race slaves to otherworldly overlords after a concerned citizen made an Open Information Act request.

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'I've taken the unusual step of not only seeing a doctor but a vet, and both have confirmed I'm
not a reptile.' New Zealand's Prime Minister John Key promises that he has no extraterrestrial agenda.



Politicians are often likened to snakes.

But one world leader has been bizarrely forced to deny he is a cold-blooded extraterrestrial hell-bent on controlling the planet.

New Zealand's Prime Minister John Key went officially on record this week to categorically state he was not a shapeshifting reptilian alien.

He was forced to make the comical statement after an Auckland man filed an Open Information Act request.

It asked Key to prove he wasn't a "shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards enslavement."

While Key's office confessed it couldn't offer up any concrete proof he wasn't an other world intruder, the man himself did promise he was 100% human.

"I've taken the unusual step of not only seeing a doctor but a vet, and both have confirmed I'm not a reptile," he told reporters.

"I've never been in a spaceship, I don't have a little green suit and never been to outer space," he added to 3News.


Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/new-zealand-leader-claims-shapeshifting-reptilian-alien-article-1.1617047



peace...
skywizard

777
18th February 2014, 14:44
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"I've never been in a spaceship, I don't have a little green suit and never been to outer space," he added



Ohhhh such a naive error. Us "little" humans are astute enough now to notice the "little" subliminal nuances apparent in the patronising tones used in lies. Whether he is or isn't or whether this has been reported incorrectly or not, the attempt to be"little" the reader remains, which is (at the very least) indicative of motive.

It's also indicative of public pressure that he should feel compelled to have to defend such a foolhardy "crazy" notion n'est pas?

Highland1
18th February 2014, 16:56
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Actually, to save you all trying to find your "They Live" glasses I caught him here fully shape shifted.....:rock:

Russ

Calz
18th February 2014, 17:01
In all seriousness ... interesting that things have come to this ...

BabaRa
18th February 2014, 17:48
In all seriousness ... interesting that things have come to this ...


My exact thought! . . . we are having impact, perhaps more than we realize. Keep up the good work folks.

777
18th February 2014, 18:33
Very much echoed Babs and Calzy! The very fact that this is occurring is now a necessary administrative process that the cabal will have to increasingly go through for any sort of public relations....


Can you FEEL it yet?!

Seikou-Kishi
18th February 2014, 21:30
I noticed the tones of mockery through-out. As 777 noted, he referred to his "little" green suit. His tone sounded as though it was intended to be comical, but of course such an attitude when the humour fails is mere facetiousness. He's even been to a vet!

I suspect the reason this was released with such mockery is that, if the message is shorn of all feeble attempts at wit, we are left with the one remark of the prime minister's office: "... couldn't offer up any concrete proof he wasn't an other world intruder"

The only serious point in all of this is the remark that no proof can be demonstrated to show that he is not. Make of that what you will.