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Wind
8th September 2018, 20:00
Some years ago I realized that life is so not serious after all even though there surely are plenty of hard times and suffering, I would know as I've had my part of it too. Life is one big cosmic joke (https://upliftconnect.com/cosmic-joke/)! I'm not even saying that in a flippant or cynical way, it's just the way it is.

After all is said and done, there is nothing left but to have a good laugh.

"The enlightened fool is the one who sees the ego trips of society and can still find joy and laughter in its midst. The fool is often the enlightened one, the one with crazy wisdom, with laughter and jokes as their weapon, they cut through the mundane conformity and bring to light the latent child like bliss bubbling just beneath the surface of all seriousness. The fool possesses a wisdom that is out of reach of the conformist. A playful attitude in touch with enormous amounts of creativity."

"Life as it is should be enough of a reason to laugh. It is so absurd, it is so ridiculous. It is so beautiful, it is so wonderful. It is all sorts of things together. It is a great cosmic joke."


http://youtu.be/rcvfi5kMhzk

Aianawa
9th September 2018, 01:50
Thankyou xlent chuckle indeed

Dreamtimer
9th September 2018, 15:23
Cussin' crows, who knew?

Wind
9th September 2018, 16:01
http://youtu.be/wRie_cRxFfY

Wind
10th September 2018, 15:40
In other news, laughing is good for your health.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMA3x-bc8iM

Dreamtimer
10th September 2018, 20:51
That's a great ending. You can really see he's bustin' a gut.

This baby clearly wants to laugh more once he's done.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=32&v=UjXi6X-moxE

NotAPretender
11th September 2018, 00:14
In other news, laughing is good for your health.

Have you seen that Chris P. Bacon commercial...it's pretty funny...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlZZykgqSYw


That's a great ending. You can really see he's bustin' a gut.

This baby clearly wants to laugh more once he's done.

that's really precious...pure joy...

Wind
11th September 2018, 20:08
When you've just had too many pints.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyK-x7e2Cqk

Dreamtimer
11th September 2018, 21:06
It's funny and sad with drunk people.

I like how he's posing with the 'lean back'.

Wind
11th September 2018, 21:25
It's funny and sad with drunk people.

Oh, tell me about it. I would know as alcohol is consumed too much here. Sad + funny = absurd.

Dreamtimer
12th September 2018, 05:04
Drunk Yoga:

https://s17-us2.startpage.com/cgi-bin/serveimage?url=http%3A%2F%2Fs15858.pcdn.co%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F09%2FDrunk-downward-dog.jpg&sp=cf8c735f70a9da91e8b9b594e1d495a2

Aragorn
12th September 2018, 06:00
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https://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20110714/youre_doing_it_wrong_43.jpg


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https://aviationhumor.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Landing.jpg


https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4007/4208273659_062f8b0f04.jpg

Shadowself
13th September 2018, 14:47
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZhTtQY_-9w

Dreamtimer
13th September 2018, 14:52
That Scottish accent makes it even better. I want that book.

NotAPretender
14th September 2018, 00:34
It's funny and sad with drunk people.

I like how he's posing with the 'lean back'.

that dude was wasted...lol...











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https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/496/233/ead.jpg


https://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20110714/youre_doing_it_wrong_43.jpg


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0g5say2EaMc/TxstXAAvQ-I/AAAAAAAAFFc/g4Xn1CDGVZQ/s1600/twitter-random-funny-demotivational-posters-142703.jpeg


https://aviationhumor.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Landing.jpg


https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4007/4208273659_062f8b0f04.jpg

now that is hilarious...at least he was honest...

Aragorn
14th September 2018, 04:07
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http://www.thejest.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/facebook-you-are-doing-it-wrong.jpg


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https://i.imgflip.com/131sdf.jpg


https://img.memecdn.com/Phone-Sex_o_124190.jpg

Shadowself
14th September 2018, 15:48
2244



A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO.

:shocked:

(Sorry to all my blond friends)

Wind
16th September 2018, 11:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8oLIKxrT1M

NotAPretender
16th September 2018, 13:39
that wasn't funny... :)

Dreamtimer
17th September 2018, 12:54
Good one, Wind.

Dumpster Diver
17th September 2018, 19:15
So far the donkey book is best...

Dreamtimer
17th September 2018, 20:39
I agree. Long live the wonky donkey!

NotAPretender
18th September 2018, 00:07
wonkydonkey...if that was the aussie...yes, that is totally classic hilarity...

The Harmony dude was a close 2nd.

Aragorn
18th September 2018, 00:10
wonkydonkey...if that was the aussie...yes, that is totally classic hilarity...

No, it was the Scottish woman reading a story to a baby. :p

Dreamtimer
18th September 2018, 01:42
The Scottish accent was integral to the enjoyment, imo. And her awesome belly laugh.

:lol::lol::lol:

Aragorn
18th September 2018, 02:23
The Scottish accent was integral to the enjoyment, imo. And her awesome belly laugh.

:lol::lol::lol:

I know a good joke in Scottish, but it's, um, rather inappropriate for publication on a publicly visible forum. :p :ttr: (It either way works better if you get to hear the vocal inflections. ;))

Dreamtimer
18th September 2018, 03:30
Is it something about the size of the perch?

Aragorn
18th September 2018, 07:30
I know a good joke in Scottish, but it's, um, rather inappropriate for publication on a publicly visible forum. :p :ttr: (It either way works better if you get to hear the vocal inflections. ;))

Is it something about the size of the perch?

Well, it depends... It's about Jim and his donkey from Glasgow, and the word "perch" is not mentioned as such in the version I know, but yes, it's about the size of something alright. :p

Dreamtimer
18th September 2018, 12:48
How many birds can a Scotsman fit under his kilt?

See above.

Aragorn
18th September 2018, 12:52
How many birds can a Scotsman fit under his kilt?

See above.

:lol: Well, in that case, it's a different joke. :p

Dreamtimer
18th September 2018, 19:52
What was your favorite toy? I used to make villages from the halves of plastic easter eggs...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dxz_QvGLP4


The bit about the wall at the end...;):lol::hilarious::ttr::ha:

NotAPretender
19th September 2018, 02:52
I had a rubber Superman action doll... :)

Aragorn
19th September 2018, 03:45
I had a rubber Superman action doll... :)

That ain't nothing yet. We've got a Lego Batman over here, although I'm pretty sure that we are his toys. :ha:

Wind
19th October 2018, 23:40
http://youtu.be/FNGiGBI5Z6Y

Aianawa
20th October 2018, 12:08
That vid led to this one lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zkSUJ4BONo

Wind
7th January 2019, 01:02
Is there an elephant in the room?


http://youtu.be/Vh8l0x9uF-Y

Aragorn
7th January 2019, 11:18
Is there an elephant in the room?


http://youtu.be/Vh8l0x9uF-Y


:lol:

That reminds me of the couple who used to live next door to me. They still own that apartment, but they're renting it out to the elderly lady -- originally an elderly couple, but the husband died of Parkinson's a few years ago -- who lives there now.

Back when the couple themselves were still living here, every morning the guy would blow his nose, and it sounded exactly like an elephant. :p It had me rolling on the floor every time. :ha:

Wind
10th January 2019, 15:06
This is what happens when you give a mic to a cat.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onYSTE735cg

Dreamtimer
10th January 2019, 22:17
:lol::lol::lol:

There was a cat a few years ago known as demon cat that had the creepiest meow ever. That would have been good on the mic.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpKtvmAYhMQ

It's just as freaky as before...

Dreamtimer
12th January 2019, 14:52
This is funny to me. I did enjoy the Harry Potter books and movies. Some Uptown Wizard Funk for y'all:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=42&v=zbdvogFyZZM

NotAPretender
12th January 2019, 15:37
That vid led to this one lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zkSUJ4BONo

Holy Sheeit...The boomerang hit that dude in the back of the head...wow.

NotAPretender
12th January 2019, 16:25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy8sYKjT6io

NotAPretender
12th January 2019, 18:08
Does anyone remember this one: it was hilarious...

Captain Sum Ting Wong
Wi Tu Lo
Ho Le Fuk
Bang Ding Ow

Heads rolled for that one... :)

Dreamtimer
13th January 2019, 06:06
Paging Hugh Johnson... Mike Hunt...

Wind
13th January 2019, 16:17
http://youtu.be/wWulZOKANB4

NotAPretender
13th January 2019, 17:23
that's hilarious...

Aragorn
14th January 2019, 21:54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNHWUqjea5I

Maggie
14th January 2019, 22:04
that's hilarious...

You hadn't even heard the news yet? Are you a prescient skeptic, an anticipatory doubter, an insouciant antisatanic whistler? or were you responding to the previous post? It's hard to tell when time does not exits.





HELL - Satan announced Friday he is putting the finishing touches on a new breed of house cat. (https://babylonbee.com/news/satan-puts-finishing-touches-on-new-breed-of-cat)

http://www.laurenqhill.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/fluffy-cat-from-hell-3.jpg (http://www.laurenqhill.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/fluffy-cat-from-hell-3.jpg)

Forged in the dark fires of Satan's spawning pits, the newly developed feline breed will wait even longer to decide if it wants to come inside or stay outside your door, scratch you even more painfully, and act even more aloof.

Researchers didn't think these developments were possible, but drawing on the dark arts, Satan was able to pack the new model with over 100 new evil features.

"We've sharpened the claws, we've made them coyer, we've made them smarter so they can finally carry out their plan to kill you in your sleep," Satan said proudly at the product unveiling. "Er--I mean, their plan to show you affection and appreciation."

According to the Prince of Darkness, the cats will complain 325% more often than other breeds, sleep on more of your favorite spots, and still whine if you don't feed them at the exact time they desire nourishment. They will also meow incessantly to get you to fill up their food and water dish, and then slink away after you fill it up. Other breeds already did this, of course, but Satan's latest cat breed will do all this and somehow manage to be even sassier.

At publishing time, heaven had attempted to counter Satan's latest scheme by announcing an even more faithful, loving breed of dog.

Dreamtimer
24th January 2019, 14:10
Gawd, this is funny. Enjoy tears of laughter, and other kinds...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=48&v=8EsUNOIYyKg

Maggie
26th January 2019, 03:43
I love this kid

LX3UPJ6qW9A

giovonni
26th January 2019, 04:26
https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP. pvVthd3O28a7-0MhXlH-NQHaE6%26pid%3D15.1&f=1

How Big is Your Deck?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGMkEfuWZHM

Dreamtimer
26th January 2019, 13:01
Cheese Balls! This is all cheese balls! That boy was adorable.

Elen
27th January 2019, 09:22
This advise seems to be helpful if things are getting too serious. :ha: I think it works!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwjs1p6xY2s

Repeat as often as needed! :p

Dreamtimer
27th January 2019, 13:08
The group must look pretty funny doing that exercise.

I'm gonna do it with my family.

Elen
8th February 2019, 07:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6qt7U4NKm8

Dreamtimer
8th February 2019, 15:14
Jeez, and I thought my husband's reaction to our pregnancy was dramatic. It was a snoozefest compared to this guy. :lol::lol::lol:

That was good fun, Elen.

Wind
9th February 2019, 20:55
http://youtu.be/VUvdLai3f1c

NotAPretender
9th February 2019, 21:00
How Big is your Deck...no wonder my brother's decks keep getting bigger... lol...

Dreamtimer
10th February 2019, 13:45
Let me guess, he's a deck-head. Mine is too, and he doesn't even have a deck.;):ttr:

NotAPretender
10th February 2019, 14:53
:) Honestly, I used to think he was...he's changed...he has gotten mellower along with the size of his deck...

Aianawa
15th February 2019, 10:41
Cheers, will be using this and feel I can get a group of very serious and/or unhappies, laughing in a short time,


This advise seems to be helpful if things are getting too serious. :ha: I think it works!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwjs1p6xY2s

Repeat as often as needed! :p

Elen
16th February 2019, 13:37
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLQ2dm-Hhug

Dreamtimer
16th February 2019, 13:43
I love the little ones. These kids are so funny.

Wind
3rd March 2019, 02:55
This has to be one of the most hilarious things I’ve seen in a while with these two.


http://youtu.be/T1h4pjr0XOg

Dreamtimer
4th April 2019, 21:06
This is really funny. I like Trevor's Between the Scenes segments. (at least, the ones I've seen)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8tNJb93Nwg

Wind
20th April 2019, 23:31
I definitely needed this laugh.


http://youtu.be/L94M4xQcPYk

NotAPretender
21st April 2019, 15:29
very funny...he's a funny guy...

I love having all these beer words...Beer, Stubby, WobblyPop, Grog,

Wind
11th June 2019, 15:51
When virtual reality blows your mind.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2IgHvh1Tqk