when I read this UK article, I couldn't believe it.
this new product appears to be real and ready for launch.
step right up to get your brain zapped.
when I read this UK article, I couldn't believe it.
this new product appears to be real and ready for launch.
step right up to get your brain zapped.
That is horrifying. Although, I have to admit, there have been times I've fantasized about such a thing for a very rambunctious, insomniac 2yo I gave birth to.... (I swear I would never!)
Humanity 2.0 ®
- Comes with all of the bugs of version 1.0, but introduces a number of new ones, and some interesting security hazards too.
- Highly recommended for Borg wannabes and corporate drones.
- Version 2.1 will offer custom personality types, such as Psychopathic Corporate Executive™, Charismatic Political Orator™, Religious Zealot™ and Ultra-Nationalist Patriot™.
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you mean, strap the thync unit to your wee one?Originally posted by Rebel&Rocket
at times, I bet that would be a tough decision
Something new for useless eaters to fund corporate profits. Just brilliant!
"To learn who rules over you simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize" -- Voltaire
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."-- Eleanor Roosevelt
"Misery loves company. Wisdom has to look for it." -- Anonymous
can you imagine the fine print:
mess around with one's brain at the user's risk.
Undoubtedly soon to be followed by messages along the lines of...
"We have detected that you were thinking about a copyrighted subject for which you do not own a contemplation license. You must now purchase a contemplation license within ten days. Non-compliance with this law makes you eligible for legal action against yourself and any person with whom you have discussed said subject without a license to do so."
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OMG Aragon, version 2.1 sounds divine. (snicker, snicker) When will version 3.1 be released? Can I get a 3-D printer and make bejeweled covers for it to match your outfit or add a mood ring component so people can observe your mood. Of course you should have the rights to make the Psychopathic Corporate Executive™ model with real jewels for the 1% crowd.
As soon as it is found that version 3.0 has more bugs than features.
3D printers are passé. We are now moving towards 5D printers. Mood colorization will be added in version 2.3, with a blinking effect for mood swings.
Unfortunately, that patent was already granted to a recently formed for-profit corporation founded by Christine Lagarde and Hillary Rodham Clinton.
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He, he he. Thanks for your reply!!!
Yes, that part about zapping you to sleep....about 12:30am last night I might have actually considered it. Someone told me a new dad wrote a bedtime book called...."Go the F*** to Sleep!" I never laughed so hard. I could completely relate.you mean, strap the thync unit to your wee one?
at times, I bet that would be a tough decision
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